"it" just moved
I need to stop coming to work sober
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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