i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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