Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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