I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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