no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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