my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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