so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Randomize
