Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Randomize
