After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
