I love black thongs
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I just want to make out with him forever
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
