don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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