If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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