Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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