I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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