Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Actions speak louder than pants.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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