I just pynch a tree in the face
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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