You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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