This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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