You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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