i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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