Having a random hookup so left but love u
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
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