Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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