can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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