she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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