When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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