At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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