Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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