Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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