JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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