I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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