I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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