i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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