i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
did i just pee glitter
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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