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Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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