My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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