I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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