So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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