sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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