I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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