You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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