don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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