I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
Its about making memories worth repressing
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
