I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
Randomize
