belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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