Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Randomize
