Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
