so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Congratulations! We have a period
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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