I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
i just google imaged poop.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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