were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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