I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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