She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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