Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
If I die, sorry about rent.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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