I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
