It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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