I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
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